What's Tan and Not there?   Jacquelyn's Car! Last September Jacquelyn was on her way to a job interview. She came out of her apartment and was surprised to find no car. She stood there for several minutes thinking she was either hallucinating or had forgotten where she parked... Six months later, one of her last days at that job, she stepped out of our apartment in Portland heading for her car. Scanning the street, she began to slow her pace, realizing that her car was not where she left it. She stood on the corer with a confused look in her eye... This evening we were headed off to Safeway for Burrito fixins, Jacquelyn had planned on driving her car. Once again she scanned up and down the street as she did every day, hoping the Camry wasn't really stolen. But sure enough, this time it was stolen. After a hearty laugh we knew what to do... go to the store... we were hungry! After a brief chat with a friendly copper we ate burritos and played some wheel of fortune. Seeing how this is a Toyota Camry it's not surprising that it has been stolen three times in the past year. This time was a little more surprising because there was nothing of value in it; we hadn't even replaced the stereo yet. To make a long story short, we are praying that the car doesn't find its way home this time; it causes nothing but trouble. So if you are the one that stole it, please THROW IT IN THE RIVER. If you are our insurance agent, please disregard that last comment.