I don't want to cause any alarm, but my parents are criminals. This week I received my first two pieces of mail. Did they hand them right to me and let me read them? No! They went ahead, broke a Federal law and opened mail that wasn't addressed to them. As it turns out, one of them was my social security card. This has identity theft written all over it. Next thing you know, they will be getting credit cards in my name. Then they'll be running for political office posing as me.  I'm only a month old and my reputation is already being muddied!