I'm starting to have second thoughts about coming out so soon. Sure it's nice to see my parents, but back in the womb I was my own boss. Now, mom and dad are always telling me what to do. They wake me up every 2-3 hours to eat. I like food and all but I have a lot of good baby dreams that they rip me out of. Then, once I'm awake, they tell me to go back to sleep! Sometimes I question their logic. It gets weirder though, in the midst of feeding, they throw me over their shoulders and start hitting me on the back....i havent the foggiest what they want... but i am sure they mean well.