Journal from the center of the wife
Weighing in at 3.5 lbs. and a height of 15 inches, baby Bodeutsch has a lot to say....
Hi, I'm a baby girl in a baby world... My favourite activites include, kicking my mother in the ribs, jumping on her bladder and throwing flames of fire up her throat (aka heartburn). I hate to treat her this way but how would you feel if your house was a uterus?