Journal from the center of the wife

Weighing in at 3.5 lbs. and a height of 15 inches, baby Bodeutsch has a lot to say....
    Hi, I'm a baby girl in a baby world... My favourite activites include, kicking my mother in the ribs, jumping on her bladder and throwing flames of fire up her throat (aka heartburn).  I hate to treat her this way but how would you feel if your house was a uterus?

 

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