There are some nice benefits to being a baby. For example, I never have to walk anywhere. I get carried everywhere I go. It's a pretty sweet deal really. Even better than this though, is kicking and punching. I can punch or kick anyone I want to, given that they are within five inches of my person. I just lie there and pretend I'm sleeping or whatever and as soon as they get close, BAM, foot in the ear. I know that I have to enjoy this while it lasts, I hear that it's uncouth for older people to just walk up to people and take a shot at their nose. But for the time being, why don't you come on over and try to give me a little kiss, there just may be a surprise for you.