living amongst the bowels

The best part of living amongst the bowels is when my mommy sings to me. I try to let her know by dancing around her womb, I am a little constrained in here  though... but i still get my groove on(= she might think that its a lot of kicking and punching but I really am not trying to tell her to stop.... as some of you have suggested. I know who you are... and once I am out of this cave.... I'm gonna kick you when you sing.  Just kidding, I am young, but I can still be silly!

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Journal from the center of the wife

Weighing in at 3.5 lbs. and a height of 15 inches, baby Bodeutsch has a lot to say....
    Hi, I'm a baby girl in a baby world... My favourite activites include, kicking my mother in the ribs, jumping on her bladder and throwing flames of fire up her throat (aka heartburn).  I hate to treat her this way but how would you feel if your house was a uterus?

 

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