What's a Baby to do!?!

I don't want to cause any alarm, but my parents are criminals. This week I received my first two pieces of mail. Did they hand them right to me and let me read them? No! They went ahead, broke a Federal law and opened mail that wasn't addressed to them. As it turns out, one of them was my social security card. This has identity theft written all over it. Next thing you know, they will be getting credit cards in my name. Then they'll be running for political office posing as me.  I'm only a month old and my reputation is already being muddied!

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In the Middle of the Night

Even though I'm a baby, I still get concerned about my parents. For instance, all day long they move all around the place. Then at night time, they stop moving for long periods of time. This scares me! I get so worried that something is wrong that I start talking to them till they start moving and talking to me. I'm sure they are glad that I scream at them and get them going. They don't always seem happy, but I'm sure they appreciate it.

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My First Shopping Spree

Thanks so much to everyone who has so generously given me presents. I love them all, even the ones that I won't be able to fit into for a long time. I'd have to say my favorite is the gifts cards though, because I love to shop!!


Thanks Anca!!

PS Check out my new photo gallery, the link is on the left.

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Second Thoughts

I'm starting to have second thoughts about coming out so soon. Sure it's nice to see my parents, but back in the womb I was my own boss. Now, mom and dad are always telling me what to do. They wake me up every 2-3 hours to eat. I like food and all but I have a lot of good baby dreams that they rip me out of. Then, once I'm awake, they tell me to go back to sleep! Sometimes I question their logic. It gets weirder though, in the midst of feeding, they throw me over their shoulders and start hitting me on the back....i havent the foggiest what they want... but i am sure they mean well.

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Lots of Changes

It's been wonderful meeting so many people these last few days. You'll have to forgive me if I don't remember all of your names, just keep reminding me, I'll get it in a few years or so.
    My parent's friends and family seem absolutely lovely and I'm glad I was born into this situation. I look forward to seeing you all around, maybe you could come over and change my diaper sometime.

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